what to do with my tax return

– put it in savings?
– go to california?
– go to london and glasgow to see my best friend?
– pay for a medical check-up b/c i don’t have insurance?
– spend it recklessly on clothes?
– get new tires for my car?
– fix the rusty dents on my car?

what i ended up doing:
– buy an eleven inch steel dildo
– new car battery
– spend the rest on laser hair removal for my face.

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